Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)
Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob
by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021
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Commit oof

A phrase commonly used by children which means to kill ones self. Also can be said as commit LEGO step
by Pandaman0316 June 09, 2020
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Commit Sayori

When the main character does not love you anymore. #depressed #emo
Person 1: Hey I think I'm gonna go commit Sayori.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: HE DOES NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE *fucking dies*
by YouHaveMommyIssues June 09, 2022
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Commit Alan

The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you
Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
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commitment game

A game where two people kiss but may not use their hands to touch each other and the first person to use their hands loses
"We played the commitment game and she lost because she couldn't keep her hands off of me"
by Julia Notroberts January 04, 2014
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half committing

When you are making out with someone and they don't put their tongue in your mouth or keep it in theirs. Their tongue is just uncomfortably halfway.
Oh yeah johnny is definitely a half committing kisser. He's terrible.
by IconLivin January 12, 2018
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Cuddles and commitment

It when you reach that stage of your relationship when your bored so you just cuddle without sex. Which still usually ends up with someone horny
Boy: hey you go to my place tonight
Girl: sorry I don't feel like having sex

Boy: no sex, just cuddles and commitment
by Callmecrazy5678 April 05, 2016
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