committed crush

When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.

"So, what so you think of Carlos?"
"I'm done with Carlos. Im in a committed crush with Avery now"

by 3mane October 12, 2017

Celebrity Commit

When you make a commit in someone else's pull request. Similar to the Celebrity Shot.

Ben repeated some code in his latest pull request, so Derek just went ahead and fixed it with a celebrity commit

by bigswangy February 27, 2020

Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)

Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob

by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021

half committing

When you are making out with someone and they don't put their tongue in your mouth or keep it in theirs. Their tongue is just uncomfortably halfway.

Oh yeah johnny is definitely a half committing kisser. He's terrible.

by IconLivin January 12, 2018

Commit oof

A phrase commonly used by children which means to kill ones self. Also can be said as commit LEGO step

Go commit oof

by Pandaman0316 June 9, 2020

Cuddles and commitment

It when you reach that stage of your relationship when your bored so you just cuddle without sex. Which still usually ends up with someone horny

Boy: hey you go to my place tonight
Girl: sorry I don't feel like having sex

Boy: no sex, just cuddles and commitment

by Callmecrazy5678 June 23, 2016

Commit Alabama

What you do if you feel horny towards a member of your own family tree. This could be one's siblings, parents, grandparents, children, or anyone of the same family tree. Often done by the people of Alabama, as seen by the name.

That's it. My sister is so hot I feel like I'm gonna commit Alabama.

by Anonymous-7070 July 9, 2021