Commit Alan

The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you

Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)

Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob

by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021

Celebrity Commit

When you make a commit in someone else's pull request. Similar to the Celebrity Shot.

Ben repeated some code in his latest pull request, so Derek just went ahead and fixed it with a celebrity commit

by bigswangy February 27, 2020

committed crush

When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.

"So, what so you think of Carlos?"
"I'm done with Carlos. Im in a committed crush with Avery now"

by 3mane October 12, 2017

Commit Tree

A different way of saying committing suicide. In the epic poem "The Divine Comedy"'s first book Inferno. Those who commit suicide are turned into trees

If we don't do something soon Billy might go and commit tree

by Air_Purifier March 1, 2019

committed snack

A person with whom you are in a committed relationship, yet you are not an official couple (boyfriend/girlfriend).
This may include sexual relations or not.

In other words, you are both attracted to each other and like spending a lot of time together.

This term is inspired by TikTok content creator Gabrielle Chase.

Person: "I see that you have been hanging out with that guy a lot. Are you dating now?"

Me: "No, but he is my committed snack."

by Kitten_Oqute January 7, 2020

half committing

When you are making out with someone and they don't put their tongue in your mouth or keep it in theirs. Their tongue is just uncomfortably halfway.

Oh yeah johnny is definitely a half committing kisser. He's terrible.

by IconLivin January 12, 2018