commenteered

When the thread from the original comment is commandeered by another party or parties.

"Lisa made a great point but it got lost when a couple of guys commenteered it to argue."

by Grant Moore June 14, 2008

Comment Crasher

A person who barges into a chain of comments and pretends they were apart of the whole conversation. This person usually adds something completely irrelevant or annoying.

Jane: Hey you want to see a movie friday?
Jill: Sure, what movie?
Jane: I dont know. How about District 9?
Jill: Sure. I heard it was good.
Douche: District 9 sucks. GI Joe was better.
Jane: Go away Douche. You comment crasher.

by Studwalker August 21, 2009

offhanded comment

A comment made without thinking.

Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"

by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008

Comment Bait

Posting a status update on a social networking site that's specific to a certain person in hopes of enticing them to interact with you by leaving a comment. See also: Obsessive, Needy, Pathetic

Public knowledge: I love Elvis, donuts and extreme heat.

Comment Bait Ex. 1
Facebook Creeper's Status: "Who wants to join me for the TCM Elvis Movie Marathon this weekend?! :)" (Has only ever heard of 2 Elvis movies in his life.)

Comment Bait Ex. 2
Twitter Creeper's Status: "I've got a whole box of donuts all to myself - Yum! But I might be willing to share... ;)" (Doesn't even like donuts.)

Comment Bait Ex. 3
Myspace Creeper's Status: "It's 102 degrees out!! Let's go to the beach! :D" (Actually kind of hopes I won't comment on this one because he'd rather stab himself in the eye with a spork than go out in this sweltering heat.)

by Danie Sue November 30, 2011

Cortex Command

Cortex Command is an awesome in-development game that is a cross between a third-person 2d shooter and an RTS.
So far, the game has two main modes of play: Trying to destroy the other person's brain or surviving as many swarms or enemies as possible while protecting your brain.
The game has a thriving modding community at www.datarealms.com and can also be downloaded for free at that site.

Go play Cortex Command, then you'll have your example.

by iwillcontrolyou December 15, 2008

youtube comments

The ultimate example of human stupidity

n00b112: omg ure a fucktard: Chimpanzee: Geez, maybe they didn't evolve from us after all, going by youtube comments

by CatsnCheese February 26, 2009

The Commander

When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.

'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'

by haribobo January 31, 2012