That absolutely perfect, witty, devastatingly clever, or just plain savage thing you should have said during an argument, confrontation, or awkward conversation, but only thought of hours (or days) later when you're replaying the scene in your head for the tenth time (usually in the shower or trying to sleep).
Dude 1: "Man, I was arguing with my boss today, and he totally shut me down."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."
by MrAwesomesTaco May 4, 2025

The first piece of crack or meth, usually given free to a potential customer, in the hopes an addiction or desire for more will form.
by The real ODV March 13, 2025

When you insult someone because they're stupid, and they write or say the exact or almost exact thing back.
(What a conversation with a person who uses copy-paste comebacks looks like.)
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.
by I'm The Only Truth April 6, 2017

by Unbottled January 4, 2019

by anonymous March 24, 2021

An academic comeback refers to a student's significant improvement or recovery in their academic performance after a period of poor grades, struggles, or setbacks. It often involves renewed focus, better study habits, and overcoming obstacles such as failing grades, personal challenges, or academic probation.
After failing his first year of college, Jake made an impressive academic comeback by improving his study habits and earning straight A’s the following semester
by big veiny ahh dih February 17, 2025

.Comebacks are sentences used to insult a person who had just insulted yo
They are mostly thought of in the shower since your crying bitch-ass is too busy being hurt like a baby then to think of .a good comeback
They are mostly thought of in the shower since your crying bitch-ass is too busy being hurt like a baby then to think of .a good comeback
"Someone: "I heard rumors that you suck your own dick
Epic you: At least my dad didn't leave me for coming out as gay, maybe you should win the lottery so he can afford the milk which is taking him so long to get."
That's a good Comeback you legend, now do this in real life one day.
Epic you: At least my dad didn't leave me for coming out as gay, maybe you should win the lottery so he can afford the milk which is taking him so long to get."
That's a good Comeback you legend, now do this in real life one day.
by Definiton_Expert May 2, 2021
