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cocksteady by cocksteady July 17, 2023
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Cockshack
A slang term for a woman’s vagina, which tastefully straddles the intersection of vulgar, confusing and hilarious.
Female usage: I just got my cockshack waxed and my ass looks great in these jeans… let’s go out, take tequila shots and see what happens!
Male usage: Yeah, I pulled a sloppy drunk chick from the bar last night, who was slurring something about jamming my “meat wagon” in her “cockshack”. Turns out, that means exactly what it sounds like 👍🏻
Male usage: Yeah, I pulled a sloppy drunk chick from the bar last night, who was slurring something about jamming my “meat wagon” in her “cockshack”. Turns out, that means exactly what it sounds like 👍🏻
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Cocksman
It is a man that promotes his deceiving penis size to the opposite sex. Claiming they have had multiple partners.
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Cockstranaut
1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”
“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
Cockstranaut by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
Cockstranaut
1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.
2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.
3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”
“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
Cockstranaut by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025