Cradlez

name given to the biggest lad's in the world, originating in Margaret River, WA, also the most normal person you will ever meet. Cradlez's are loved by everyone ♥♥

that Cade kid is such a cradlez

by CADE THOMPSON August 29, 2010

Candledick

A person that shoots up the school then shoots off their cock

"OMG he had a bloschtinkon and a Candledick because his mom made him have a gangithorpe"

by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

cradle my botch

fondle the ball sack

Last night she wanted to cradle my botch ; grabbed and rubbed my ballsack

by taintlicks September 27, 2015

Detroit Candle

Buring car on side of road, usually of domestic origins.

Chaz:I heard Joe owed you 30 bones??

Tim: Yea and he ain't paid up, so I turned his Duce and a Quarter into a Detroit Candle!!!

by chaz714 November 16, 2006

arse candle

A candle from the arse; a turd.

After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.

by Mister_Douve May 2, 2003

Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome

When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.

Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.

by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009

Newton's Cradle

Describing the swinging action of at least 2 men's testicles as the slap against each other during anal sex.

They were at it so hard that their balls' were bouncing like a Newton's Cradle.

by Meatspin March 23, 2007