goodie closet

Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"
"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."
by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020
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Closet Smoker

Someone who smokes (nicotine mainly but it could really be anything)but not to the knowledge of others (partners, family members or friends.) Someone who keeps it very much in the dark and are usually obsessively defensive about the fact that they do indeed smoke. They often deny it while contradicting themselves with passing comments, behavioral pattern's and mannerism that resemble a smoker.
Surrounded by smokers, her eyes gleamed like a closet smoker} who craved a cigarette.
by smokerandproud14 November 15, 2016
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The Glass Closet

When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.
Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.
by Stassii December 27, 2018
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closet donkey

When you have sex with a friend in a closet and discover he has a donkey size penis !
She couldn't believe that he was a closet donkey ! this whole time they could of been screwing!
by Lawles April 22, 2017
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closet metalhead

A person who thoroughly enjoys metal, rock, alternative or other headbanging music but doesn't express it or know it yet.
Alyssa loved rock n roll but kept it a secret for fear of what her parents or friends may think. She was a closet metalhead.

Pop music became repetative and annoying after a while, so Don turned to classic rock and found that he loved it. He was a closet metalhead all along.
by AngieInRealLife March 21, 2012
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Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.
Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.
by josalv3 August 18, 2009
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Closet Pooper

A person who is scared to poop in a public washroom while other people are in it. This person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to poop.
Sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and Sara was a closet pooper.
by Muckers August 08, 2006
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