Clopton

The splashing sound that poop makes when it hits the water. Best counteracts attempts of "piss-muting." Just hope you're sitting down when it happens! Works best with water!

"Hey did you hear that clopton that went off the other night!"
"Yeah, it echoed!"
"I was taking a piss and I was startled by my own clopton!"

by corporal koppesetic August 30, 2013

frothy clopper

The state of extreme arousal of the female genitalia. usually after a monumental finger blast, but pre coitus thrashing

"She was that horny, her "frothy clopper" was throbbing like a thumb hit with a mallet also "frothing at the clopper"

by Monster1340 November 20, 2013

Gettin' Clopped

The act of pouring hot sauce in one's eyes in an attempt to obtain the powers of cyclops from X-men

They were gettin' clopped behind the bleachers at school yesterday. Do you think the X-Men will take them?

by Hotyeet November 10, 2019

clopen

To work shifts where you do a closing shift and then the next day an opening shift.

Person 1: What's your work schedule this weekend?

Person 2: I have a clopen. I work closing shift on saturday (2:30pm-11pm) and then open on sunday (7am-3:30pm).

by fullofjoy20 May 9, 2009

Clophoof

The act of engaging in a brohoof after clopping.

Brony 1: Gee, Rarity sure is attractive in a sexual sense.

Brony 2: Indeed.

*clophoof*

Brony 2: I think you got something on me.... is that?.... ewwww.

by VenomRaptor09 March 1, 2012

Clopen

When working in the bar industry you have to close in the evening and re open in the morning.

You get out of work after a night shift, leaving the bar at 3- 4am in the morning, having to be back at the bar again the next day to open. Good old clopen.

by jenn_bella June 23, 2010

Drop a Clopp

Verb: Taking a shit, clopp is the sound the shit makes when it hits the water or ground.

I just dropped a clopp in the bushes.

by Brian Z. January 21, 2004