Rock Climbing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being ultimate disc and rock climbing.

Rock climbing is fucking incredible.

by Wallrat February 28, 2005

rock climbing

Of all so-called "extreme sports" (activities that about 1/2 the time are undertaken, or claimed to have been undertaken, by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to become interesting), this is probably the trendiest way to give yourself the affectation of ruggedness, danger, physical fitness, etc. Note that most people who express an interest in rock-climbing or purchase incidental gear such as carabiners, have never climbed and never will.

See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.

Inner thought bubble of "extreme sports" Aberzombie, "Dude, all the chicks will be on me if I wear this carabiner on my belt loop and talk about rock climbing! I better buy this magazine so I can look like I know what I'm talking about!"

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

clixing

The act of a man sticking his entire head up a girls cunt.

my boyfriend was clixing me last night, the orgasm was amazing

by clixed babe August 14, 2010

climbing

Going to smoke the wacky backy.

Going climbing later?

by Oxford lad April 25, 2004

climbing the wall

the act of backing up a wall untill your penis is over your head then masturbating so you cum on your own face

me "dude zach was climbing the wall yesterday"

them "ew dude thats so nasty"

by slipknotmaGGot April 29, 2009

mountain climbing

(in video games)The act of driving up a steep hill to kill the guy on top or other side of that hill.

In that battle there was some serious mountain climbing going on.

by Greevil September 13, 2008

Climbing in

An attempt by one to, unwarrantedly, contribute to a personal joke, conversation or otherwise. Most commonly associated to those seeking to gain popularity with relative groups through association.

Group A(Persona1): Dude, doosh, you're making so much noise!
Group A(Persona2): Don't you mean, 'shoosh'? Haha.
Group A(Persona1): Haha, whoops. Oh well, that can be our thing.

(Person from group B overhears)

Group B(Persona1): Hey dude, 'doosh!' Haha.

Group A(Persona1): You're so climbing into Doosh; that's between me and Jeremy.

Or

Group A (Persona1): I LOVE Fort Minor - Mike Shinoda is a genius.

Group A (Persona2): Me too. Lots of great songs.

Group B (Persona1): Oh ya! How about those instruments? (Originally uninvolved in the conversation and not a Fort Minor fan as such)

Group A (Persona1): Sounds like a bit of climbing in over there.

by LindsayGelle June 10, 2009