A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.
by dicksforhands February 6, 2017

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard
by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

by Coco_bunbun January 26, 2018

1. To be Eskimo brothers with any member of your immediate or extended family, non-incestually. 2. Those awesome eskimos from the Nintendo game.
I just figured out my brother-in-law slept with my girlfriend in junior year of college; we are not only Eskimo Brothers, but Ice Climbers.
by idontgiveafwhaynobodysaysimhim April 26, 2023

by PeachPlugger9000 January 5, 2025

Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?
by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024

by Gunner854 June 18, 2023
