Hedge climber

A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.

Oh my god, Suzy is such a hedge climber!

by dicksforhands February 6, 2017

cupboard-climber

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard

Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

Climber's High

When you reach a goal or feel like you are on top of your world

We've reached our climber's high

This is our climber's high

by Coco_bunbun January 26, 2018

Ice Climbers

1. To be Eskimo brothers with any member of your immediate or extended family, non-incestually. 2. Those awesome eskimos from the Nintendo game.

I just figured out my brother-in-law slept with my girlfriend in junior year of college; we are not only Eskimo Brothers, but Ice Climbers.

by idontgiveafwhaynobodysaysimhim April 26, 2023

Tree Climber

A male who doesn't mind the challenge of dating a female taller than himself.

"babygirl idgaf if you taller than me. I'm a tree climber baby"

by PeachPlugger9000 January 5, 2025

Pole Climber

Just your average gay man

Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?

by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024

climbers chalk bag

The vaginal tundra of a post menopausal woman.

Miriam's gash is so dry it's become like a climbers chalk bag.

by Gunner854 June 18, 2023