clementine

One of the few lucky girls who have an interesting name that is still pretty and works well with surnames. Clementines are pretty and fun but not stupid or annoying. The thing that annoys Clementines the most is people calling them 'tangerine' or 'satsuma' if you call a clementine this they will never ever be your friend or like you ..... trust me

A new girl walks into a classroom. She is very pretty and has an air of confidence and intelligence about her.

Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse

by i don't wanna give u my email! May 12, 2009

San clemente

A small beach town where many underage kids decide to abuse marajuana, alcohol, xanax, and even sometimes coke. Ya ik, we get lit. We've the hoeiest hoes & the broiest bros. We also roll a lot of backwoods "HELL FUCKING YEAH BROTHER, ESKETITTT, SEND ITTTT"

Damn bro lets go to San Clemente & ride dirt bikes & drink beer at t.

by Yourbitchonmydick August 3, 2017

Steveland Cleamer

Attempting to define words from the urban dictionary after consuming too many drinks.

"Yo homie. You are wrecked! It's cleveland steamer, not steveland cleamer. Steveland Cleamer is my accountant. Word"

by dumpy-johnson April 29, 2010

Clement

Clement is super hardworking and studies all day. He is a high achiever and strives towards excellence.

Although Clement is already very smart, he is a very competitive person, so he sometimes studies too hard and overworks himself. Clement should relax more and take breaks in between studying times.

Clement is really bad at Pool but he still enjoys playing it. But it's okay, because he is good at other things like badminton and tennis.

Clement is nice to everyone he meets and never judges people by their cover. He sees the positive side of people and does not badmouth others.

Clement is a good friend - he is always there for you especially in times of need, and cheers you up when you are sad. He will always be there to encourge you and support you, and he will always try to find time for you.

Anyone would be lucky to have someone like Clement in their lives.

"Who's that person over there"
"That's Clement, the best didi in the world"

by meimeii April 10, 2019

Clermey

That feeling of your boobs sweating,that your boobs happen to slide in between your cleavage

Chase your making my boobs so clermey

by Clermey Fisher August 16, 2011

Clembomb

The meaning of the Clembomb can be anything you will usually hear this at hockey games on the rink off the rink or any where you will find a regional Clembomb player

Hey bud you dropping a Clembomb?
Boys grab the Clemmys.

Did you see my Clembomb shot beauty!

by Da bois from reg May 4, 2015

Clements Disease

Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.

“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”

by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018