by Sandy Mangina December 20, 2006
by kidkool February 04, 2004
The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.
Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise
by RonRonson69 January 19, 2020
by Belal August 08, 2003
redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment
by Everyyone February 05, 2018
Combining vodka and Snapple® Apple Juice Drink together, and passing it off as homemade apple cider.
Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.
Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.
Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.
Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.
Brah: "Hey Man, you try that new apple cider in the cans?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"
by friggsy August 28, 2019
by Dawsomesauce March 23, 2016