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hot dick 'n cider

man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider
by Sandy Mangina December 29, 2006
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Spider cider

see,retard spider will spam his website all day.
by kidkool February 4, 2004
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Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.
by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020
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African Cider Mill

When someone pisses into someone else asshole and then has them shit the piss back into thier own mouth.
I dont date wemon who won't let me have an African Cider Mill with them.
by ChadTheSimpKing February 1, 2024
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Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.
The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.
by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019
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