Postmodern Chronology

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.

I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.

Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

Chronosaurus

The name for a 3 chamber bubbler that looks like a dinosaur wearing a sweater.

Also could be chronosaurus rex, chronosweaterosaurus, sweaterosaurus rex, or sweaterosaurus.

On 420 my friends and I were gathered around smoking and decided to name my bubbler Chronosaurus.

by snoopycoop420 April 22, 2008

Chrono Cross

The best game ever!!! Third sequel to Chrono Trigger. At first glance it seems as though it has nothing to do with Chrono Trigger, but it does! Very philosophical and profound for a video game.

by CaTTeRz03 June 27, 2003

chrono douchebag

1.a name used to describe somone beeing a total asshole

2. a term used to describe a male douchebag

Bob: hey there fucktard

Johny: go fuck yourself , chrono douchebag

Cindy:i have both

Susan: You are a chrono douchebag

by mike F. dude March 3, 2010

chronofucked

when your perception of time is warped for some reason and you don't quite know why the time of day or the day of the week doesn't feel right

Natalie thought it was Wednesday, but it was really Thursday. She obviously got chronofucked.

by Überschwanz May 6, 2007

Chronoscepter

1) An FPS weapon with the most pwnage out of any others. See also psychosis gun.

2) A Weapon of Mass Destruction.

The U.S. led coalition in disarming Iraq was a start, but recent statistical surveys show that 99% of American households felt that Chronosceptering it might have been a better idea.

by sux0r September 24, 2003