chow grazing

Especially redundant term for loud chewing, usually in a shared office environment around lunchtime.

Q: Dude, what are you chow grazing on over there? A: Dude, it's a crunchy granola bar, ah-ight? Get off my case.

by Chappy Milhaps July 26, 2007

chow meining

The act of woofing down your Chinese take-out.

Chris: Got any plans for lunch?
Matt: I already made a Panda run. I'm chow meining at my desk today.

by just_warming_up September 10, 2009

chow mein surprise

When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth

"I just did the best chow mein surprise with my girl yesterday" "the kid enjoyed it too"

by BigPeePeePooPoo November 22, 2019

Chow Box

1)The space in between a female's legs where a male can find himself pretending he's at an all you can eat seafood extravaganza, hands tied and no utencils.

2)The genetalia of a particular breed of Asian dogs.

My head hurts so bad the only thing that would make me feel better is a face full of chow-box.

by Timmay November 28, 2003

Chow Mama

when large women congregate around food and proceed to express their dislike for any skinny, pretty or fit women.

You know, every time you hang with those bitches, you all become Chow Mamas and tear the hot chicks apart

by Bond, James Bond 007 January 6, 2011

Chow Cheebai

1. Meaning Smelly Cunt in the Mandarin Language.

2. A word often used to insult someone else.

1. "That Chow Cheebai was so stupid!"

2. "Dude! Erica is such a Chow Cheebai!"

by TeddyBearzFromOuterSpace July 24, 2009

Chow-mihow

Used to describe a person of "delicious" or "ultra-sexy" appearance.

Yo bro, dat chick is sooo chow-mihow!!!

by hick-dong December 15, 2007