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chimple

Dude! Ben Affleck's got a huge chimple.
by N/A August 20, 2003
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shit chimp

bob (points to laquisha): "god, that is one horrific looking shit chimp!"

mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"
by nig_stomper2 April 14, 2010
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talking chimp

A variety of chimp which has mastered the rudiments of speech. These creatures inhabit urban areas, attracted to cities by burger bars such as McDonald's. They can be trained to drive motor vehicles, which they frequently steal. Also known as nignogs.
My car's been nicked!

Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.
by Benny Twadge April 27, 2009
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Chimpagne

Noun - Any Champage, sparkling wine, liqour, liquer, or unholy amalgum of two or more of the preceeding, produced under license of, endorsed by, or repeatedly referenced in the lyrics of any rapper and / or Hip Hop artist.

Chimpagne will often come in colors and neon tones not seen since the 80's, or anywhere outside of Chernobyl, Russia.
(1)

R. Kelley: Waitress! A bottle of your finest Alizé for this fine young bitch!

Young Bitch: Ewwwww nigga! I'd rather drink warm piss than that chimpagne!

R. Kelley: (menacingly) That can be arranged...

(2)

Lackey: Sir, the Q2 2010 numbers are in. We're bankrupt.

Frederick Rouzaud: Yeah? Well at least we're not making chimpagne anymore. Fucking Jay-Z...
by Tiestofan25 October 12, 2010
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Chiapetta

Annoying 4 Foot Bitch, Looks like a lesbian, often named Daniel. Created for the sole purpose of annoying others and creating more little annoying useless dwarfs.
That Chiapetta is the most annoying 4 foot stump.
by Buttahhface April 7, 2009
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Hick Chimp

A hick with poor motor skills and no social skills. Hick chimps can often times be seen sporting crew cuts, flat tops, or mullets. It is not uncommon for hick chimps to have hot sisters that bang entire football teams.
Look at that hick chimp watching Nascar while his sister gets butt fucked by that faceless football player.
by Ronald Mexico November 14, 2006
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John Chimpo

An Arabic Spinoff of a cartoon monkey and his butler that go around doing naughty things.
Dude John Chimpo is the funnyest thing ever!!
by andrew johnson April 16, 2004
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