chisel on the side

To lie and pilfer. To steal small amounts over time.

"It's easier to Lie and chisel on the side.." -Frank Zappa
"I always wondered how he made so much money. He would chisel on the side and say the parts cost more and pocket the difference."

by inkii_xd October 18, 2016

work the chisel

Billionaire man-child fantasizing about stroking Donald Trump's penis.

"At this rate of achievement, not only should President @realDonaldTrump be on Mount Rushmore, I want to personally work the chisel!"

- Elon Musk

by ItsBeerO'ClockYo February 4, 2025

Chiselling

When spooning and the big spoon has an erection. The big spoon keeps ‘Chiselling’ their erection into the little spoon

Man Dave was chiselling me all night! I couldn’t sleep a wink

by Drugedup1 January 17, 2024

Chisel-Fish

A derogatory term given to a person; a piece of shit haggler, who constantly to haggles over price effectively whittling the amount down in the same way you would chisel a piece of wood. Similar to the term "To Jew down the price"

...oh yeah, Steve so-and-so, is the biggest chisel-fish. He's always trying to get it cheaper...

by mojo8772 January 29, 2020

piss chisel

When you aim your piss at the skid marks in the toilet bowl to wash them off

"It took twelve piss chisels to get that last little speck off the toilet."

by Lt. Yu Han March 9, 2020

The Grinch Chiselling

it is just the grinch chiselling nothing more nothing less. it just means the Grinch from Whoville chiselling. Nothing deeper.

The Grinch was Chiselling, nothing more nothing less. it is just the grinch chiselling.

by TheGrincherler November 27, 2024

chisel spin

A dick penetrating The female genatalia while spinning at a high velocity.

"Your mom likes it when
I chisel spin her"

by Dogcakeislove March 28, 2016