chirp

A substitution for a word like dumbass, idiot, or sped. Basically a chirp is wat you would call a stupid or ignorant person

Girl 1: Is Georgia bigger than Texas?
Girl 2: You are such a fuckin chirp!

by sososnoop October 10, 2005

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chirp back

to holler back to someone using a nextel, making it make a "chirping" noise.

shawty chirp back to muh call.

by tupaclivesss June 20, 2006

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The chirping-like noise produced through speakers when you're about to receive a phone call at your cellphone or you're in the "searching for networks" thing and you're standing next to a sound source such as a radio, a hi-fi, your PC's speakers etc.

- Oops, cellphone chirping I hear...
- It must be mine, I left it near the speaker over there...

- Aw man move yer cellpone away of my desk, it's chirping!

- Yeah but no phone call coming in, it's just trying to catch signal.

by Achilles M. Peklaris April 8, 2011

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the chirping birds

when a female takes her vagina lips, pinches them and moves them while saying "chirp, chirp", then the male takes his foreskin does the same act and feeds the vagina chirping bird great abundances of man slop.

Since Betty's pussy was hungry, Rob decided that the chirping bird was a good way to satisfy Betty's hunger.

by Jones March 31, 2003

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Dick Chirp

1: A stupid person who says stupid shit no one cares about.
2: the small grunt made just before busting your nut.
3: the sound your dick makes while cumming.

1: Chris never knows when to shut the hell up. He sure is a dick chirp.
2: Everytime I have sex with Bobby, henpulls a dick chirp.
3: last night my dick chirped when I blew my load on that dead hooker.

by Zoomzoompow October 24, 2011

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