Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

Chihuahua syndrome

Someone who thinks they’re much bigger and stronger than they actually are

That guys defo got chihuahua syndrome

by Observer of obvious clues July 10, 2025

Chihuahua

The spawn of Satan

Person 1: Hey, look at my new dog!

Person 2: Dude, no way! You realize what Chihuahuas will do to you? Those are the spawn of Satan.

Person 1: What's so bad about that thing anyways?

by memeist_boi September 15, 2020

mega-Chihuahua

a horrible mega-mind movie.

oh that new mega-mind movie? yeah that's a mega-Chihuahua.

by whapdidlium. March 6, 2024

chihuahua

if a dog was a person it’d be my girlfriend.

my girlfriend is a chihuahua like STFU

by Anonymous 69,420 October 15, 2020

Chihuahua

A term for a small gay male who acts dominant or aggressive in public, however, if the situation turns physical they tend to rely on their partner or husband to deescalate the situation or if single will run and pretend the situation never happened. A Chihuahua is also the type of gay male that will "bark" or "holler" at nearly anything in a public space because they seek the attention and approval of others or in general require everyone in the room to know they are there. If a Chihuahua has a partner they melt at the sound of their partners voice and has a tendency to do anything they're asked by their partner, They are an extremely emotional person.

Did you see Thomas at the drag show last night with his boyfriend? One of the performers was looking at his man and he acted like a total Chihuahua.

by Zombie Fetish Master January 16, 2018

Tossing a chihuahua

When you are blowing him and you let his balls rest on your tongue then you jiggle it

His ball was so big I got a cramp when I was tossing a chihuahua

by Francy Pants September 30, 2023