A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)
Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.
by TheRealTonyJaa November 12, 2011
After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.
"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"
by Anthony1961 August 26, 2007
After eating regular Cheetos or Cheeto puffs and you have Cheeto dust residue on your finger tips, you proceed to get a little naughty with a girl. You then take your Cheeto hand and wiggle your fingers inside the girls vagina.
Guy 1: I heard you gave your girl the old Chico finger blast..
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
Guy2: Hell yeah! She said all of her panties smelled like cheetos for the next month!
by Hobart kid May 07, 2016
Livin like there’s no tmmrw
F**k that Drug test smoke that blunt today foo
Every modelo you drink you gotta shotgun , no baby sips it ain’t no sippy cup
If you are gunna live this lifestyle You must drive a Ford lighting or A single cab ram , NO CHEVYS , god I hate Silverado’s
F**k that Drug test smoke that blunt today foo
Every modelo you drink you gotta shotgun , no baby sips it ain’t no sippy cup
If you are gunna live this lifestyle You must drive a Ford lighting or A single cab ram , NO CHEVYS , god I hate Silverado’s
by Lpdexpress June 11, 2020
a group that is in love with one and another and is family. Basically a family that lives in sweet home Alabama
by I🖤hot dads October 20, 2021
by Chicoglobos4life July 23, 2024
A: Bro, have you seen Rebecca's side chico?
B: Bro wtf is that, another simp that tries to fuck her?
A: Nah bro, he actually got laid.
B: Bro wtf is that, another simp that tries to fuck her?
A: Nah bro, he actually got laid.
by 18yoBoomer May 25, 2020