Chaunch burger

A person of low moral value, and/or someone who smells of rotten pussy.

Girl: Heey there hot stuff ;D
Guy: Awh hell naw! You couldn't PAY me to touch that chaunch burger! D:

by Lalaloseerrr July 9, 2009

Churchfew

When you can't stay out late on a saturday night because you have to be at church early on sunday morning. similar to curfew.

Person A: "Wanna come to my party on Saturday night?"

Person B: "What time is it?"

A: "7-12pm"

B: "Yeah, but I'll have to leave early, gotta be home by my churchfew."

by fatt0ny May 29, 2010

Church Queen

A fabulous feminine homosexual male who attends church regularly. This individual will often be on the church choir or in some official capacity in the church where he is seen often.

Girl you know Kevin always been a church queen.

by Hermajesty55 April 17, 2019

Church Girl Chugger

Getting rubbed through the pants by your girlfriend of 2 years until you ejaculate In your shorts. This act will still let you get your rocks off and relieve tensions in a sexless relationship while still practicing abstinence.

Hey Doug have you you gotten any from that girl you have been with for 3 years?

- Yes, some mouth kisses and she sure knows how to work those Church Girl Chuggers!

by DiableBlanco April 14, 2021

Sunday church asshole.

Those who only go to church on Sundays with fancy clothes to see who they can meet there and look like good people. Not really interested in religion or being good guys.

-"Where's John? He never comes to play Tennis with us on Sundays."
-"He's a Sunday church asshole."
-"Bah, what an asshole."

by Andresthejeff May 31, 2014

Muzzle Church

Muzzle Church is a church for the muzzleism religion, mainly seen around in Antarctica and founded by, President Muzzle, 2005.

Tr1ppy x H5 was here.

I gotta get goin to the Muzzle Church, its open every Sunday and Friday, you tryna come?

Yea bet.

by Kid H5 October 21, 2022

church rat

A snobby person who only shows up to church service and attends as many as possible to try and look holier than any other person in the congregation. Whereas people who attend a church service with pure altruistic intentions can be compared to church mice, a church rat is someone who is a predatory pest in comparison to the harmless mice. Church rats tend to be holier than thou, hypocritical, gossiping nuisances.

He's a church rat looks down on the other people who don't come to every church service let alone every sunday.

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019