Cellphone Pimp

Those people at the mall...(curiously a lot of asians ha ha!!!) that are usually seen at kiosks who are always trying to push sales of their calling plan or latest cellphone complete with camera, video, idiotic text messaging, turkey bastor, and enema. The most common phrases heard from these schmucks is "Who is your carrier?," "What kind of phone do you have?, "Who is your service with?" These guys and some girls think they are completely slick and clever when in reality they are a bunch of ZOISTERS who are in the same species as those telemarketing turd-links.

Cellphone Pimp: "What kind of phone you got?"
ME: A Dickfor 3000

by DEVGRU May 31, 2006

Mexican Cellphone Wave

The name of the infamous cellphone wave done at concerts, coined by Coldplay on there Viva la Vida Tour. Commonly done before Coldplay does a cover of MJ's "Billy Jean". Examples can be found with a simple google or Youtube search. First done in Auckland, New Zeland March 19th, 2009, then called the "Coldplay Phone Wave" or "The Coldwave".

Chris Martin: Start the first ever *cityname* Coldplay Mexican Cellphone Wave on the count of three. One... Two... Another Two... Three

*phone wave starts*

by Awkward Stiuations August 20, 2009

Fancy Pants and the Cellphones

An expletive used when one is overcome by powerfull Rock and Roll. Also, a TV-obsesed band with really good tunes and a really bad name. Fans are known to chant "Change Your Name!" at shows.

"Fancy Pants and the Cellphones, that was a great rock show!"

by Martin Hansen February 5, 2004

1 girl 1 cellphone

a video of a girl doing an act of self masturbation with a nokia cellphone

dude where is my phone? uh oh its 1 girl 1 cellphone all over again

by ZOmg dont touch that~! October 3, 2010

cellphoned

Self-owned.

1524| Hottub: and btw, way not to realize I'm at lunch jerkoff.
1524| Hottub: err, that's "lunch, jerkoff"
1524| Kordos - Work: heheheh
1524| Kordos - Work: cellphoned.

by Kordos March 6, 2003

cellphone'd

Similar to being cellphoned, but going even further, so as to own oneself while operating a cell phone.

The lady caught on security footage was cellphone'd, as she blundered into the fountain while operating her cell phone.

by Dr jebus PhD January 21, 2011

Cellphoning

The ambiguous activity that takes place when one sees someone with their cellphone, but can't determine whether the person is texting or dialing a number.

Tim: "Hey, mom, who're you call-- text-- Uh, who're you cellphoning?
Mom: "Your mom."
Tim: "..."

by Death of Marat July 1, 2011