A gorgeous, short ,pale, extremly sexy girl who loves to party. Callan comsumes a lot of Taco Bell and orange juice. She is usually very talented on the saxophone. Callan is a huge geek though so watch out. Callan is also very funny. Be careful not to piss yourself when she makes a joke. Callan is quite wierd though. She tends to dye her hair crazy colors. She also does not give a fuck about a lot of things. Also if Callan was a male she would have a huge penis because that is just how awesome she is.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is so awesome.
Person 2: I know, she's a Callan.
Person 1: Damn I should bang her.
Person 2: I know, she's a Callan.
Person 1: Damn I should bang her.
by apurpleape December 7, 2010
Get the Callan mug.A flaming homosexual in constant denial, this kid will never admit defeat, nor apologize for his blatantly offensive behaviour. He likes to think he has friends and thinks he is accepted by society, however this is far from the truth. No one likes this buttfucking queer or his elitist attitude.
Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Guy 1: "That guy over there looks like the fucking king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
by Beefy Steve Stevenson November 13, 2012
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the entrance to a subteranian labrinth or area made of wood or metal, may also allow access to a cellar(s)
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Cellana is usually applied to the famales tail-feathers, the scent will then attract other male birds' erotic sence of mating.
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