Cave Monkey

A melanin-deficient person with Neanderthal DNA, AKA white people.

"This Cave Monkey really came in here smelling like a wet dog. Ugh."

by IBTAL December 10, 2019

Career Laugh

A Career Laugh is a fake laugh designed to further your standings on the career ladder. Used primarily to laugh at superiors jokes and vaguely funny comments so you keep in their favour. To other members of staff someone who has a Career Laugh tends to come across as very annoying and fake... and the laugh irritating to say the least.

A Career Laugher will force a laugh out on the telephone to clients and superiors.

by Nathong December 18, 2008

Minty Cave

The act of performing oral sex on a female with gum in your mouth. Often results in either extra stimulation or a nasty infection in which old cottage cheese appears to be oozing out of the vagina.

Bro: "Dude i totally gave that bitch the Minty Cave"

Bro #2: "Who wants cottage cheese!"

Unsuspecting Victim: "I DO! I DO!"

by Danstartsfires January 18, 2009

Career Girlfriend

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.

"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

Warning Signs:

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day - does this mean 'we' are an 'us'?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two

by Yngwie J Malmsteen October 26, 2005

career politician

A person who approaches to politics as a profession. A person who's in politics to make money and/or to have power.
For them, making the world a better place is secondary or immaterial.

Hillary Clinton calling Bernie Sanders a "career politician" is beyond infuriating.

by Undina Vaga April 22, 2020

Rave Cave

A rave which is held inside a cave.

Dave told me there is gonna be a Rave Cave this weekend!

Want to go to the Rave Cave?

by Baron Boffin April 26, 2010

caveman molars

To have teeth that look and smell like they should be in a caveman's mouth.

Did you see Danny's teeth, that fools got caveman molars!

by Charles La Ferrera February 4, 2007