caulk the tub

To masturbate in the shower. To rub one out in the bathtub.

Those chicks at the gym were fucking HOT! I gotta go straight home and caulk the tub after that workout!

by Sheik Yerbuti January 31, 2007

caldufo

Basically, a mexican slang word for horny. A nice variation of caliente as well.

“Jorge Pedro gets caldufo when he sees MJ”

by Ruy Xoconostle Waye September 14, 2008

Cauli-dick

The end your dick looks like a cauliflower...from so many STDs.

Dude..you got "cauli-dick"!
I know...she was a dirty girl.

by Alfay July 22, 2009

red cauliflower

rectal collapse caused by repeated abuse of the rectum from cock or other phallic devices, resulting in an abundance of tissue resembling a red cauliflower

the dirty whore's arse fell out...red cauliflower

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004

Cauley

Amazing person who has an heart of gold

Cauley is amazing if you see him give him a hug

by 123boo August 23, 2012

The Devil's Cauldron

The Devil's Cauldron is a sex position where you put your partner naked in a bathtub with boiling water, get in the tub with them and throw a toaster in there for extra *spice*.

DAMN he hella freaky. I cant believe he did the Devil's Cauldron with his girlfriend. Such a shame he's dead now though

by DivinityVT January 13, 2022

[caulan]

a boy that is so sexy and beast you cant even descirbe. and is breathtakinly gorgeous.

Nikki: hey teresa look at that boy!

Teresa: *swoon* he must be a caulan

by NikkiTeresa January 26, 2009