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Girl who eats carrots 

A woman who eats orange vegetables known as carrots. What did you expect?!
Linda: eats a carrot
Josh: Look! A girl who eats carrots!

girls who eat carrots 

A figurate way for defining girls who usually like to practise oral sex on men.
ack: "Do you girls eat carrots?"
Girls: "Yeah."
Jack: "So you are girls who eat carrots?"
Girls: "We are females who like oral sex

Girls who eat carrots 

Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot can be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..
Guy 1: You think those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritans are to prude. Those are the kind of girls who EAT carrots, if you know what I mean.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? 

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.
Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

girls who eat carrots 

Pat: oh look it's those girls who give carrots, can i have a blowjob
Laura: Ok

Girl who eat carrots : Lets all fuck Pat
Girls who eat carrots are girls who give blowjobs

rusty carrots 

See also bowel carrots.

Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.

Can be associated with human or animals.
I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!
rusty carrots by vindows wertex September 30, 2007