Capibara

1)A large guinea pig found in someplace, about the size of a fat dog. But with no tail.
2)Offensive slang for a horse-
"Hey you Chestnut! Yeh you, you overgrown bitch of a capibara"

"Hey Dave! Did you get a load of the capibara! It looked like a large guinea pig found in someplace, about the size of a fat dog. But with no tail. It looked fucking stupid!"

by savage cabbage April 20, 2004

Captiva

Located in Florida, on Sanibel Island, Captiva is one beautiful place to vacation or live. There are so many things to do and see. So much wildlife, even including the "J.N. Ding Darling Refuge." It is a must-see before you die!

Person A: Hey, where are you headed for spring break?

Person B: I'm going to Captiva Island. It's so pretty!

Person: Cool! I'll check it out!!

by italylover143 May 31, 2009

Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

captian queer

A fag boy that goes to ur school and wants to fuck the boys

Fuck jeffery he likes the boys he is a captian queer

by Gayfreys queer ass November 15, 2019

Capticular

Another way of saying something is cap (that's false information), but in a fancier way. To express that something someone said is not true, but also you look cooler.

Lindsay, that's capticular!

by LooseGooseSlayer May 6, 2022

CC (closed captions)

(Closed captions) Interpretative text shown on videos or television. They are slightly different from subtitles in that the text shown is usually in the same language that is being spoken.

I had no idea what she was saying in that video so turned on CC (closed captions).

by Thatssus November 4, 2020

cantibal

someone who eats a person, yet embarrassingly enough... cannot digest it.

"did you hear about jose.??? he made a stew out of that girl, but got sick after eating it."

"hah. thats what he gets. hes a cantibal.

by Slatoi February 9, 2009