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Capitalism

The political concept where each individual person is born (life) free (liberty). Thus the free individual has sole rights of self (property) and self-determination to remain free (pursuit of happiness).
The means of doing this is a peaceful participation in exchanging of goods and services with other individuals (market), who are also respected as free men, in a contract called society.

If everyone recognized the simplicity of these principles, a state would not be needed, but alas, for those who hate freedom, deny private ownership, or operate on pure greed at the expense of others' (nullifying their freedom), a limited state/government is a necessary evil to protect the individual's life, liberty, and pursuits of happiness.

This is Capitalism. There is no such thing as non-Capitalist economies, non-Capitalist economies like communism are merely state or collective capitalism.

So, in summary, there is either individual Capitalism (stated above) or collective/state capitalism (the numerous communism, socialism, monarchism, oligarchy variations).
by icomeinpeace July 13, 2010
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anti-capitalism capitalism

1. anti-capitalism capitalism

noun

a political ideology in which one is a capitalist but also is an anti-capitalist.

• one proposed idea for the praxis of anti-capitalism capitalism is exploiting the loopholes of capitalism to make it collapse from the inside.

• a common meme form of praxis is when one simply buys capitalism for the sole purpose of destroying it right afterwards.
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2. anti-capitalism capitalist

noun
noun: anti-capitalism capitalist; plural noun: anti-capitalism capitalists

someone who supports and/or advocates for anti-capitalism capitalism.
1.

“Hey, have you heard of this new ideology? It’s called anti-capitalism capitalism.”
“Isn’t that an oxymoron?”
Absolutely not. You’re the moron for thinking that it is.”

2.
“What are your political leanings?”
“Me? I don’t know where my views would fit in. I’m an anti-capitalism capitalist.”
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Capital

To be utterly incompetent and without redeeming merit. Unfit for purpose.
Deliveryman: I have your item here madam, but I appear to have dropped it and kicked it on it's side...and pissed on it.
Recipient: Thanks. I expect nothing less from you capital retards
by Dan the shagger December 12, 2014
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Capitalism

An economic system where the industry and trade are privately controlled rather than a collective or the government. Voluntary association & personal freedom in the marketplace. Businesses are driven by demand & profit, alternated by fluctuations in consumption. Individual activity is independently sufficient & enterprises challenging in an environment of competition. In other terms: Private ownership of the means of the production.
Capitalism is a meritocratic system prioritizing an individuals creativity & talent.
by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023
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Capitalism

It’s what I discuss when my brother tries to get even one-fraction of a bowl of pasta.
Capitalism is all for me.
by MrWhomstDVe September 3, 2021
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Capitalization

Capitalization is used like this, Help your Uncle Jack off a horse and help your uncle jack off a horse.
by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021
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Capitalism.

Money that u get because of money
Dude 1: Why are these books $300 each, thats wayyy too much money for a book.
Me, an intellectual: Capitalism. m money
by my psodemsn August 23, 2021
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