canklephobia

NOUN: (cank-el-FOE-bee-ah)

One with a fear of the cankle.

"Ma'am, could you please step back? This man has canklephobia and is prone to panic attacks when confronted with a woman with cankles like yours!"

by ZooBG May 14, 2010

Canklebandit

Similar to a fannybandit, a canklebandit is someone who 1)Chases only fat chicks, or 2) Has a fetish with cankles, and has relations with them similar to breasts.

Dude, that's the third fat chick you've taken home in a row, are you a canklebandit?

Hey man, I blew my load all over her cankles, man I'm such a canklebandit.

by Dr. Evil Monkey April 6, 2008

Cankle Dyke

A lesbian who is an extreme level of fat

That fat bitch is definatley a cankle dyke

by Toggafreggin September 28, 2009

pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.

Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.

by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007

cankle

A grossly malformed, disproportionate, and tree stump-like ankle that seamlessly merges into the calf, so that there is no singular "ankle" or "calf".

Puhhleeeaaze, girl! You got them nasty-ass cankles that not even Corky would wanna jump yer bones!

by jojo dancer October 13, 2004

sixteen candles syndrome

its a play on words from the movie "sixteen candles." when an unattractive girl tries to get the a guy that is not on her level, 3-4 levels above hers.

hey man, that ashley girl won't leave me alone. damn man, she got that sixteen candles syndrome!!!

by HawafricanMan June 22, 2009

cankleface

an insult, mainly aimed at the morbidly obese or people you'd like to offend.

also refers to someone who looks a lot like the point where the calf meets the ankle, and merges together, therefore 'cankle'. This is often common in fatter people.

OH MY GOD, did you just try to kiss me with your cankleface?

by canklefacedbitch May 20, 2011