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Caillou

A 4 year old devils spawn from Canada. When it doesn’t get its way, it throws a cancerous tantrum that can blow the eardrums of even deaf people. The brat even got its own T.V. Show to spread the cancer that he is unto innocent children and depressed single mothers. Thankfully PBS canceled the shit hole of a show saving MILLIONS of innocent lives. This may be proof that god actually exists.
Doctor: we just got the diagnosis in, you have a tumor in your brain. When did you start getting your first symptoms?
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.
by BodiButter September 18, 2023
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Caillou

An insufferable imp of a child with a low-testosterone father and doormat mother who allow him to do anything he wants.
Most Millennials are raising Caillous.

"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou
by c_h_freeman October 26, 2024
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Caillou

A fictional kid every user of GoAnimate/Vyond worships.
Caillou's dad: CAILLOU, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 32048320948320948320948320934823094 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
Caillou: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!
by Itz KittyPinkiez August 27, 2024
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Caillou

A tortured child whose parents refuse him everything he asks for just to watch him cry and suffer psychologically, and to then give him a tiny bit of what he asked for just to calm him down and regain his trust without complying to his initial demand, feeling superior, and be able to repeat the cycle of abuse.
-This sub's bjs rock!

-Yeah, I know, he's a Caillou.
by comadot February 23, 2025
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Caillou

A Spoiled 5 Brat with no hair
Person:sorry i have to take my Caillou Home
by Optimusprimerambo July 11, 2025
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Caillou gets grounded

Here is how a typical Caillou gets Grounded video goes:

Caillou: I am going to (Insert some kind of random action, such as going to Chuckie Cheese's, or eating cereal).

Caillou does said action, and then his parents, and sometimes Rosie appear.

Caillou's parents: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, Caillou! How dare you (Insert said action)! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, for (Insert random extremely long number)! Go to your room, right now.

Caillou: (While walking to room)W a a A a a a Aa a a Aa a a a A a!
10 year old: I am going to make a Caillou gets grounded video, because Caillou sucks!
by Mrs. Potato 101 March 24, 2022
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Caillou syndrome

Shaving your hair and somehow being unrecognizable (especially to the police)
Person: You're completely different, Sean, have you had surgery?
Sean: No, i just cut my hair
Person: OMFGC (OH my fucking god caillou)
Sean: Yep, it's the caillou syndrome
by Bomblastix July 7, 2022
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