Caffeine

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I have caffeine withdrawal right now

by samdomaxd June 16, 2024

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Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.

I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.

by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021

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Caffeine Bladder

Slang, the constant need to urinate due to excessive caffeine consumption

I need to relieve myself. Again? Yes I have caffeine bladder

by OldDogg January 17, 2021

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caffeine pacing

Caffeine Pacing is the slow or incremental increase or decrease in Caffeine intake for the purpose of avoiding negative effects of overdose or withdraw.

Caffeine pacing can reduce headaches when reducing or eliminating caffeine from your diet.

by Ijellan Sauer September 14, 2020

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The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.

Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.

by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011

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