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cripple-kill

Did you hear about that school shooting.

I herd Sam Adam and idrees died.
Well that’s a cripple-kill
by Charleroi trout January 29, 2021
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Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.
I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.
by BIG DAX March 6, 2021
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cripple stud

Damn Terry is a cripple stud!
by Graerr May 12, 2022
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cripple cab

a cripple cab is a group or a bunch of cripples in a car
op there's a cripple cab
by pppoopoocheck123456 January 5, 2023
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Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.
Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night
by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023
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Cripple virgin

Adj. a person who has not been crippled
by Alpharius December 10, 2023
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Cripple Supreme

Uh-Oh! Looks like Elon is suing Open A.I. to "ensure that A.I. doesn't benefit specific people or companies" Boy! I wonder who he doesn't want it to benefit! I wonder who the specific person IS! Who could it be!? Will he murder children if he doesn't benefit?
Hym "Uh-oh! What happened Cripple Supreme? Does my inferior want people to keep pretending he's better than me? Hohohohohohoho! Look at him! Somebody let it slip that A.I. was not his idea with that 'In the future programing A.I. will be no different than having a conversation' quote. Don't let the cripple murder your kids folks! He'll sacrifice your kids in a heartbeat all so he can pretend not to be a retard in comparison to me (the greatest mind who's ever lived). This is crippy-crap-tacular! Yeah, no, you need to pay me. It's already to late for any of this shit. You might as well toss a toaster in your kids bath tonight because if that mongoloid succeeds in cutting me out there is no point in pretending your kids lives have any value. If your kids life is worth less than paying the guy who did the thing to do the thing then just go ahead and ship them of to a veal factory or something."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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