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candle treatment 

when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face
damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!

candle scandle 

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly
man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle

Candle Huffing 

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.
Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.
Candle Huffing by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011

candle apple 

As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.
"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."
candle apple by Meowtown September 10, 2015

Candle cock 

Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.
I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.

Candle Cock 

When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye
Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock
Candle Cock by Thetallmf September 3, 2017