vagina candle

a vague reference to something so vague we don't know what it means, presumably a vibrator, or something of that nature that needs batteries or perhaps a solar powered energy source.
As found in Yahoo personals: Don't even think about contacting me if you have a purple vagina candle! WTF man, comeon....what the hell is that buzzing? Oh it's just the neighbor on the roof with her vagina candle. God I wish I could get some sleep, tell her to knock it off!!
by suki matutso November 7, 2004
mugGet the vagina candlemug.

Light the candle

A polite way to describe masturbating furiously.
"Hey bro, I'm gonna run home and light the candle right quick..."

"I'm not gonna do much on vacation. Just sit on the beach, light the candle a few times.."
by Ceremonial hat December 26, 2011
mugGet the Light the candlemug.

Yankee Candle

The process of withdrawing during the act of fellatio, when climax is realized, and inserting the head of the penis into the nasal canal in order to ejaculate.
Mike's olfactory senses seemed to be disturbed ever since Drew surprized him with a yankee candle while in the throws of passion.
by thatfatboy December 12, 2004
mugGet the Yankee Candlemug.

Hippie Candle

When lighting a joint and a small flame is temporarily lit at the end of it.
"Blow out that Hippie Candle before it burns up all the weed"
by t.rino August 22, 2008
mugGet the Hippie Candlemug.

Candle salad

When a birthday candle is inserted into the urethra of an erect penis and allowed to drip wax down the side of the cock.
It was his first time trying the candle salad. It went down slowly and smoothly and he was delighted when it was all done.
by bertha_bumcakes December 14, 2021
mugGet the Candle saladmug.

candle holder

A guy or girl facilitating the romance between a couple during a date; The Instigator of Love.
Shonda and Steve were begining to like each other. Shonda's friend Lisa wanted to be the candle holder for their first date.
by Ryyann June 20, 2007
mugGet the candle holdermug.

pork candle

the male reproductive appendage.
by nervegas April 30, 2010
mugGet the pork candlemug.

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