munch

an old vagina with mussels on the outer lips, 30 coral reefs, and upwards of 50 crusty caves

"Damn, girl, how long has it been since you've used this thing? You've got yourself a crusty munch!"

or

"Dude, I heard you banged Ms. Phillips last night."
"Yea, it was gross... she had a munch."

by crazycrunch January 25, 2009

Munch

A vile, foul-mouthed, and short-tempered lizard-man. Will often flail without being provoked and will not hesitate to laugh at Southern Windchime jokes.

A very sick and twisted person.

Your bad attitude, foul language, and bigotry sure does make you look like a munch.

by Rowr March 15, 2005

munch

Munch is an adjective commonly used to describe food as tasty/delicious.

"hell i like macdonalds, it's munch"
"hench munch" - very tasty

by superstu November 20, 2004

munch

when someone is hit by a part of someone elses body paricularly hard

e.g football tackle is a munch

by CHALKY 195 January 12, 2010

Munch

Gabriel Ortega

I am such a Munch

by Factual statement June 6, 2023

munch

A guy who wants to bust ropes on their back, but always ends up on their knees

"That boy Morgan the biggest munch in school, he never busts ropes

by CertifiedShooter December 7, 2022

Munch

An individual who does not have long-term intentions beyond sexual intercourse.

Not to be confused with a future wife, or husband, this person is not interested in the accountability portion of healthy relationships but is solely focused on the enjoyment of intercourse. This individual often prefaces their courting rituals with "I'm not looking for anything right now" or "I'm just focusing on my ..." and uses terms such as "No strings", "Poly", and "busy" interchangeably.

"He seemed nice, but he said he's not looking for a relationship because he was focusing on his career."

"But he still wants to hit?"
"Yes"
"He a munch."
"Basically; I keep him in my phone as Delivery"

by QuantumSoFly December 8, 2022