munch

an old vagina with mussels on the outer lips, 30 coral reefs, and upwards of 50 crusty caves

"Damn, girl, how long has it been since you've used this thing? You've got yourself a crusty munch!"

or

"Dude, I heard you banged Ms. Phillips last night."
"Yea, it was gross... she had a munch."

by crazycrunch January 26, 2009