the burt reynolds

When having anal sex, pull out your dick and lay it across your partner's upper lip, thereby resembling a big brown moustache, similar to that of Mr. Burt Reynolds.

I refused to kiss my girlfriend, after I gave her the old The Burt Reynolds.

the burt reynolds by The Old Burt Reynolds April 5, 2008

Dirty burt reynolds 

when one awakes after a night of drinking and finds a little poopy in their mustache

joe fell asleep at the party, and awoke to the remnance of shit in his mustache, the dirty burt reynolds

Dirty burt reynolds by mynutsneedcpr January 13, 2008

Dirty Burt 

The purpose of a dirty Burt is to make a passed out friend look like famous actor Burt Reynolds. The way one does this is by taking a steamer and letting it cool. Then get a glove or if your real brave pick up the POOP bare hand and and place it on your friends upper lip. Thus making it look like he or she has a Burt Reynolds mustache.

"My buddy passed out drunk so i thought it would be funny to give him a dirty Burt. Man did he look like that actor Burt Reynolds."

Dirty Burt by TommyB August 16, 2006

Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott 

!ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart

"CAYDEN LEBRON MALICHI SYLER INFINTY BURT CRICKET GREEN SCOTT" "NOOOOOOOOO"

Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott by Beebo34 February 24, 2023

isaac burt 

when you meet an isaac burt, he will become your lifelong friend. he will be the sweetest person you will ever come across. isaac is a very flirtatious guy, with a outgoing personality, but he will always prioritize you over anyone. he is a very attractive guy with soft, silky hair. isaac is one of my favourite people in the whole wide world and he means everything to me. He is the sweetest guy, who will give 110% into the relationship you have with him. isaac gives the best hugs and his shoulder is always there for you to cry on. when you meet an isaac burt, you are the luckiest person alive, you need to hold him close to your heart, treasure him forever. he is the best thing that has happened to me.

PERSON 1 "whos that attractive guy over there?"
PERSON 2 "oh thats isaac burt!"

isaac burt by iasnanc October 18, 2022

My uncle burt 

Well he’s my uncle and his name is Burt. I think he is my dads brother. In his 50s-60s.

“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“

My uncle burt by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

matt burt 

pinching some weed with the intent of smoking it later; if the person matt-burting did not pay for the weed, they must smoke it with whomever purchased said matt-burted weed

"Don't matt burt that roach just so you can go smoke it and watch 'Pink Floyd: The Wall' and have a wank."

matt burt by GT 443 April 20, 2009