“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
Get the My uncle burtmug. Burts Tiki Lounge is a slum dive bar in Salt Lake City, Utah that hosts live music 7 nights a week. Burts is located on State Street just outside of the downtown area and has managed to destroy every health violation in the book, yet they have dodged the health department every time. Burts is known for cheap live music, shitty overpriced cocktails, bad service, deplorable bathrooms, and a downright 'I don't give a fuck' attitude. It it the quintessential punk rock bar in Salt Lake City, where only the dirty underbelly dare to go on a Friday or Saturday night.
A tall can of PBR at Burts will run you about $5 dollars.
A tall can of PBR at Burts will run you about $5 dollars.
by Sammy21 November 12, 2012
Get the Burts Tiki Loungemug. Combination maneuver incorporating the angry dragon and the abe lincoln in a plethora of semen and pubic ejaculation. After a successful angry dragon due to the physics of the penile insertion into the deepest point of the female or male participants esophagus the only place for the excrement to go is up through the nasal passage onto the face of the recipient. do to the protein content the semen resembles white glue and adheres just as well, with that the ejaculator tosses pubic hairs onto the rapidly hardening excrement and the display drys on the counter parts face in a mustache resembling that of the great Burt Reynolds..
While giving Mildred an angry dragon Damien tossed his freshly shaven pubes onto the rapidly drying excrement on Mildreds upper lip. Her expression was that of an Angry Burt Reynolds.
by Hooper Humperdink III February 20, 2011
Get the Angry Burt Reynoldsmug. When you have Burt's Bees lip chap and are wearing a facemask (usually), the fumes fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as BBEB. Similar but not quite the same as in AEB (Altoid Eye Burn)
Rachel reported burning of her eyes after applying Burts Bees lip chap; typical case of Burt's Bees Eye Burn (BBEB). Ouch!
by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021
Get the Burt's Bees Eye Burnmug. by STAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 15, 2017
Get the burt banana chicken nuggetmug. !ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart
by Beebo34 February 24, 2023
Get the Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scottmug. Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole
by The opposite of Michael Burt March 20, 2019
Get the Michael Burtmug.