you're buns 

a way of calling someone pathetically terrible at what they are/do.

Ex: Bobby fields the grounder from second base, then turns and throws it directly at the ground in front of him, Tommy responds with, "You're buns my dude!"

also can be shortened to simply "Buns"

Ex: Bobby's hand shoots directly up in geometry to answer a question.. Mr. Smith - "Bobby can you tell me what the y is if its supplement is 40? " Bobby - "its 50 right?" Mr. Smith - "nope Bobby that would be its complement." Tommy - "Buns."

you're buns by 90sTommyNNN October 22, 2014

wee buns

Something that is easy, such as a task. Originated as slang in Northern Ireland.

"How was your driving test?"
-"Meh, wee buns!"

wee buns by Sarah Beeeee June 18, 2006

poopy buns 

An ass with poop smeared on them.

Blaine aquired poopy buns by forgetting to pull his pants down before shitting.

poopy buns by Mr. "x" May 22, 2004

cummy buns 

A. When someone has their ass ejaculated on.

"Bitch I juss' gave you da cummy buns."

cummy buns by Christ, Brycet, & Billiam January 14, 2008

beat the buns

to have intercourse or court someone

I'm going home to my woman and beat the buns.

beat the buns by Mazta Wong March 22, 2009

Temple Buns 

The firm, husky, and robust buttocks which one may inadvertently develop through excessive butt-clenching while playing the tediously addicting game, Temple Run. Temple Buns are often debilitating and, in severe cases, confine sufferers to a wardrobe of Assless Chaps and Nicki Minaj Halloween Costumes. Temple Buns are often found in patients diagnosed with Temple Runs, a temporary condition of severe diarrhea, which physicians have associated with neglectful diet during excessive playing of Temple Run.

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends."

"Bitch, please! I know Temple Buns when I see them. That girl gots to be in the 10 Million Club!"

"Damn, poor thing. Becky, isn't she wearing your Halloween Costume from last year?"

Temple Buns by dallasm21 February 18, 2012

patty eaten and buns untouched 

When someone shoves their tongue into the asshole of another without spreading the receivers ass cheeks. It’s a finesse move that requires an elongated asshole, abnormally wide ass cheeks or very long tongue.

Was in the toilet naked about to get in the shower when I hear the door smash open so I turn and see nothing. Next thing I know I felt something moist and wet in my asshole I quickly turn and saw my roommate with his head under my ass with his hands behind his back screaming - patty eaten and buns untouched!!! The whole sorority then started chanting it.

patty eaten and buns untouched by Dingus Dongus August 26, 2016