brown eye saloon

A strip club that is brown eye friendly, meaning one that doesn't restrict viewing the assholes of the entertainers.

I'm tired of goin' to those topless-only bars, we need to hit a brown eye saloon!

by RedDog318 August 15, 2007

ITCHY BROWN EYE

after you've been done in the bum bum

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Brown-Eye Pie

a brown-eye pie is when someone poops on themself (preferably soft poop) and do not let the fecal matter leave their butt, they just squeeze their cheeks together to create a sort of pie filling in their butt. The person then finds a dirty, hungry hobo and asks if he/she wants pie. Being completelly famished since the poor lazy bastard doesnt have a job he/she agrees. The person then lays down (on stomach with pants down) and the hobo opens up the butt cheeks to find a delicious anal goo filling filled with an assortment of vitamins, nutrients, and STANK!!

aww man I have to poop...hey why dont you make a brown-eye pie for all of us to eat...GREAT IDEA!! i just ate taco bell to so its gonna be spicey..OOOOh me likey spicey...stfu pablo and go mow my lawn

by yowussup October 04, 2010

Black Brown Eye

To be kicked directly in the asshole with a pointed shoe.

Sally bent over to grab a nickle and I gave her a mad crazy black brown eye!!!11

by Client 09 August 16, 2008

ITCHY BROWN EYE

It's when you haven't wiped your butt well after a bowel-movement.

Shouldn't need an example.

by KoolDaddy June 19, 2003

Brown eye blindfold

A pair of well-worn underpants.

Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.

by CaptainTragedy October 07, 2018

cincinnati brown eye

after ejaculating on a womans face, deficate in both her eyes

She wasn't so hot after I gave her a cincinnati brown eye

by swedishbot August 25, 2007