woke and broke

(noun) the close connection between someone's progressive or left-wing politics and their poor choice of college major or bad financial decision-making
After completing her Bachelor of Arts in Genocide Studies, Sarah was bound to end up woke and broke.
The woke and broke Starbucks employees decided to use company time to educate customers on the systemic racism of GMO non-single source coffee with the store's dry erase board.
by Squeaktastic March 18, 2021
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broke bad

A past tense definition of "breaking bad" denoting of a time when you stopped giving a damn and did whatever you wanted to regardless of the consequences.
"Honestly, if I broke bad the first thing Id do is punch him in his stupid, fat face"
by Soulless2k4 November 23, 2015
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Ramen-Broke

1. adjective:
Without money; penniless, The situation that arises, typically at the end of the month, when one has over-spent and must make ends meet by surviving on $.25 bags of Top Ramen Noodles.

2. verb:
To be driven into poverty by a particularly large expense
1. a. I went crazy at Saks and Sephora the other day - now I am going to be Ramen-Broke, which works out because starving myself is the only way I am going to fit into the Seven Jeans I just bought anyway.

2. v. That trip to Vegas fucking Ramen-Broke me dude.

by Kristen W. September 22, 2006
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Flat Broke

Penniless. Can't afford to even break-dance. No money whatsoever.
i am Flat Broke!
by AspenNomad June 12, 2014
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broke joke

a joke in which nobody laughst except for the teller, also known as a no-laugher.
Person 1: Dude, that is totally a broke joke.
Person 2: Yeah.
by +WienerScnitzels September 18, 2015
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broke nigga

What a nigga is the day before the check arrives.
I shore hope the check's on time, I'm one broke nigga.
by yorkie stomper April 16, 2008
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Coke Broke

To spend all ones money on cocaine.
I'm so coke broke I cant afford to eat.
by Ozie May 19, 2006
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