Brofessional

The act of being an ultimate bro. A professional is someone who has class, and gets the job done. A brofessional is someone who gets it done on a high level, mixed with the sweet smell of cologne, and a well treated Armani suit. No matter the occasion, well dressed, well groomed, and just the pinnacle of the worker.

Yo, hes gonna get a promotion just because hes such a brofessional.

For sure.

by yii August 28, 2009

boofee

The act of inserting a rufie in one's anal sphincter (up the butt).

I don't know what happened last night, but I think I got boofeed.

by genorus June 9, 2014

brofess

Alteration of profess, to make a false or overly-enthusiastic declaration of one's affection for/to another person as if they were one's bro, usually a result of a drunken situation.

Brandon: Dude, I totally can't believe you brofessed to Sam last night.
Dave: Yeah I know, I've only talked to the guy once or twice before.

by WhoseLittleBoyIsThis October 11, 2016

brofest

The joining of fellow bros for a session of chilling. No girls allowed are allowed at a brofest, if a girl comes to a brofest it is no longer a brofest.

"hey dude, you game for brofest tonight?"

by Anthony Ajluni May 22, 2008

Brofest in Bed

What you get the morning after a fourgy or moregy while everyone is still naked and a guy or guys are waking up hungry with morning wood.

The bro stink makes everyone randickulously horny and everyone kicks in to make boy butter for the pancakes.

(Refers to any gender crush situation)

ie.

"Kitchens trashed Dwizzle."

"No worries li'l bro... Bacon and eggs are already cookin' right here. It's Brofest in bed this morning~ Pass the butter for these man-cakes."

by Sterling Arch March 24, 2011

Brofessor

A person who is smart and is cool at the same time.

MY FRIEND IS A BROFESSOR. HE GETS ALL A's AND HAS A MILLION YOUTUBE SUBS.

by Aceguy 100 September 5, 2016

brofresco

To be a good friend so your like a bro.

two friends talking: Hey brofresco!

by jaadgsdgsgsfg April 6, 2016