broccoli crotch

When your vagina looks like a fresh batch of steamed broccoli, but no one wants to eat that shit.

Dang, that Becky's broccoli crotch was fresh to death!

by Kachow October 30, 2015

broccoli bandit

People that don't shower for months and have athletes foot. The odor coming from said person lingers in cars and can cause eye irritation, brain explosion, sterility, shortness of breath, prolonged painful erection, bleeding from the ears, menopause, pregnancy, heart attack, stroke, the ability to run long distances to escape from said odor, gender confusion, attraction to transvestites, melting skin, chink eyes, unavoidable urge to murder, and sometimes temporary symptoms of death may occur.

Asylum: "It smells like fuckin broccoli in here."
Corey: "I think I figured out who the broccoli bandit is guys... I haven't washed my feet or my hair in like 3 months..."

by Asylum760 December 02, 2009

eye broccoli

This expression was first used on How I Met Your Mother by Barney to describe Marshall's secretary. It is a variation on the classic eye candy expression and since broccoli is one the most unfavorable and unliked foods it is the antithesis of candy, therefore a hot babe would be eye candy while a very ugly or fat girl would be eye broccoli.

Douche #1 - Dude, check it out, that chick is some serious eye broccoli!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!

by James Dean Ate My Pancakes December 08, 2010

broccoli boy

Skinny white kids with afros

Yo nigga I'll give you $10 to shave yo head broccoli boy

by Tommy's Knockers February 26, 2016

Broccoli Boy

Skinny white kids with afros

That little bitch is such a Broccoli Boy

by Tommy's Knockers February 26, 2016

eye broccoli

The opposite of eye candy. One who is very unappealing to look at.

Bro, who's the eye broccoli?

by SwarlesBarkley December 07, 2010

broccoli fart

a really nasty fart caused by broccoli.

1)

tim: aww man i had broccoli for dinner you know what that means!!!
bella: what?
tim: broccoli farts!!! **farts on Bella**
bella: ewww! broccoli farts are the worst!

by fartslave October 19, 2016