why boner

getting a boner for some reason you can't explain; getting a boner when you consciously know you shouldn't be having one. (see: should not want)

you: why boner?

boner: because.

by broanon May 13, 2011

hate boner

When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.

Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.

by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021

boker'd

Similar to punk'd but with goat metal.

Angie was about to ask a question that could easily be taken out of context, so instead of getting boker'd, she decided it was better not to ask.

by WM-Trolling March 25, 2019

math boner

The ecstasy that follows when you solve that really hard differential equation problem.

I just solved that Laplace Transform on page 86 and totally got a math boner!

by MechgineeringStud September 2, 2014

Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

boner wave

Guys get erections every morning, all around the world, every day. Every time the Earth spins into its full morning cycle, every adult male has already had a boner. So that means that humanity has been doing a "boner wave" around the earth for hundreds of thousands of years!

The feeling of being in a boner wave is amazing!

by sSkippy January 13, 2015