Booch Blast

When your kombucha fizzes upon opening and blasts all over you

"Sorry I'm late, I had a booch blast"

by zzburg May 9, 2019

Booch

Adjective used to describe a situation where something bad occurs.

Guy A: My homeboi just got locked up for a year.
Guy B: Damn bro, that's hella booch

by mynameyepp January 16, 2025

booch

a degenerate imbecile fat cuck who has never felt the love of a woman and craves intimacy so deeply (he) is willing to leave behind his boys in hopes of one day feeling that sweet sweet plump innocent kind of true love. also, could mean fat and disabled.

boys: hey what are you doing tonight? let's get hard together and smoke weed.
other guy: can't. busy lol. this girl just added me on snap. she lives in Kansas, heading there tonight.
boys: you're a fucking booch dude...we'll be hard all night. without you i guess?...

by kittyfugglover October 22, 2023

Booch

A kid who likes to mock 0eoples dead aunties.

Watch out, the booch will tickle your gooch

by The tdog February 12, 2022

Booch

A manscaped butt hole.

Yea bro, my booch design is a landing strip!

by Cooter100p November 5, 2022

Booch

To bullshit, tell a lie.

“Vinny Booched about closing with that broad.
I saw her with Big Tony the day she told him they were friends”

by Big Ole Al May 19, 2023

booch

a booch is a bad cooch and you need to tell your stinky little whore, jizzles *theoretical*, that she has a booch and not a gooch (good cooch) which she claims to have and now you gotta blow that sh1t up with fireworks because apparently a 24 inch glass d1ldo isn't good enough and a chair to recreate the chair video won't cut it either. little demon with the booch takes triple a batteries which she claims are for the Minecraft lamp from 5 below but we all know its for the booch because the tingly battery acid feeling is unmatched. beware of the booch.

damn she's got such a booch. shit stinks.

by stinkyprincessmeerkat September 20, 2021