bonerizer

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent

Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!

by Marty North October 26, 2003

Boner

when a mans penis erects

Last night i got a boner gave it a tug and cummed

by Bobtheboner November 1, 2009

boner

An erect penis. Named for Arkansas senator Warwick J. Boner, who infamously got an erection durring a sentate hearing with Red Cross founder Clara "Milk Juggs" Barton.

"Look at those sweet, milky juggs on Clara Barton!"
"Don't pull a boner, dude!"

by Kyle Marx May 10, 2006

boner

the sad thing that boys have ,their dick pops up when it feels like it

guy 1:'bro you got a fricken boner!'
guy 2:'mate you are sexy af"
guy 1:'get the hell away from me or my girlfriend will murder you!'

by strange_fetish September 15, 2019

Boner

Something a guy gets when he sees a hot girl

I got a boner.

by noahmoneykiller May 11, 2022

Boner

A racial slur for dead pepole/skeletons.

guy:hey that skeleton is a real boner! guy2:what?

by AlexThePie May 2, 2021

Boner

A extra bone on the human body that only male's have. It has the ability of appearing and disappearing whenever the male is exited. the "boner" sometimes doesn't appear when it's supposed to, for example, it always appears in class presentation and never when you're actually going to have sex.

Male 1: dude, i had a boner yesterday on the middle of a class presentation, everyone was laughing about it...
Male 2: aw man, i was hitting it up real nice with this girl but it decided to disappear on the middle of the action man.

by Creeper, aw man! July 16, 2019