Birch Ass

1. Indicates that a person is abnormally interested in plants, gardening or anything related to nature.

2. Hippie-like

1. At the party last night, Keith bored everybody with his gardening stories. When he told me about his new bonsai project, I almost fell asleep. What a birch ass nigga.

2. "Get off my property, you birch ass communists!" yelled the senior citizen when he discovered the youths sitting in a circle around his tree while smoking pot.

by dirtyseepage November 8, 2011

Birchbay

Located in the northwest of washington, birchbay is a small community on the canadian border. Sort of a resort community to those coming from larger near by cities (seattle, vancouver,etc). At first glance, quick drive through or a weekend stay at one of the local hotels you will notice birchbay is a great town. Nice beachs, Seemingly nice locals, small city. Truth is behind this vacation wonderland is it is a major drug traffacking city (placed so close to border) million dollars of drugs are constantly confinscated at border crossings monthly. Schools run with kids trying to make a buck off the local drug scene. Most of the bigger drug dealers in this town are just kids. Full of heroin, meth, crack, ecstacy, and marjuana. Blaine is also known for its local gangs West Side Piru (Silly white kids hoped up on drugs who lacked proper role models) MSL (Mexicans hoped up on meth) and others. Police are known in blaine to be quite common.

Ranaldo: Hey want to go to birchbay this weekend?
Pam: No, i heard that place is full of dope
Ranaldo: No it looks like a really nice place, are you sure?
Pam: **sigh** Alright lets go.

by Nate420420420 October 21, 2010

Birchey

A well known gamer that excels at first person shooters and MMORPG's

With Birchey we will never lose

by Online gamer123 November 30, 2011

Birchwood

Another way to say the b word without offending someone

Ugh, they are such a birchwood!

by sulkyy May 24, 2021

Birch

A broad-leaved, deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula, generally having white bark, and grow to a "medium" size.
The crazy Russians turn birch into tar sometimes.
Birch wood is fucking great.

Bob: That is a lovely little oak tree you have!
Phil: No, you ignorant cunt, that is a birch!

by CompanionCubeLives November 28, 2012

birchworm

A stupid fictonal cartoon characature based on mr.birch made by Lois and Shauna in 2003.

OMG Birch Worm! haha thats so funny! Shauna and Lois rule!

by uber-pea May 8, 2004

breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.

My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!

by Teratogen August 23, 2011