Blumpkin

performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shit

ill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch

by timtom271 October 16, 2008

Blumpkin

When a girl gives a guy head while hes taking a smelly shit.

I gave that guy a blumpkin

by shelly dee January 12, 2010

Blumpkin

To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.

I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.

by Colder May 7, 2011

Blumpkin

Verb or noun: The act of receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet; defecation during pleasure is optional.

Jack:"Why does Carl always go to the bathroom with Veronica, leaving with a smile on his face?"
John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore."

"Adam got a blumpkin from that skank."
"Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."

by KevinDeath January 4, 2008

Blumpkinate

when the blumpkinee(the person obtaining the blumpkin) has an uber supreme orgasm which causes him/her to produce waste out of the penis or vagina, this is very painful process and can cause a uernum and very rarely death.

He was blumpkinated last night.; He died from a blumpkinate.

by Mitchel Anstee August 3, 2010

Blumpkin

When girl gives a guy a blowjob while he is sitting on the toilet.

Dave: she gave a great Blumpkin while i was taking a shit.

by Say What ? October 7, 2008

Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.

John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.

by mikey.b.fresh February 10, 2010