the blowtorch

the blowtorch is when you do a line of cocaine out of someones ass crack whilst they fart, snorting the cocaine and the fart in.

person: "wanna do the blowtorch?"
person 2: "sure, but only if we can igloo after"

by real nih October 23, 2025

Half-blowtorch

To suck one off.

I half-blowtorch’d my boyfriend last night. He’s gonna be wildin’ at work today.

by BigC123Bum October 24, 2025

Mississippi blowtorch

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth and spits it into the males semen and blends it up

A mississippi blowtorch right now would be refreshing

by Regginhaterr October 27, 2025

Osoyoos Blowtooth

dude with tooth fetish wants his shi like string cheese so he puts his dih in shawty tooth gap and the bacteria from her tooth on the cavity attaches to your foreskin and your dick becomes infected with a dih symbiote and lowkenuienly takes over the world

yo I gave shawty the osoyoos blowtooth

by SunderLandJames1242 December 7, 2025

Kansas Blowtorch

The act of pouring gasoline in your ass and shitting over a lit flame

I was bored so I did a Kansas blowtorch

by 3mkk January 20, 2026

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016