Bloke Mode

when one minds their own business

“He ate the fancy batty and went bloke mode”

by pyromanse September 16, 2019

blobrey

The one girl in your group of friends who never "gets any". Therefore, she has to be the biggest cock block ever. She will bitch about her own life nonstop because it is her only way of getting attention. Also known as "The Blob" or "Slobrey".

"That girl is such a blobrey. she better stop cock blocking me so i can get some poon tang."

by Blake Boe October 2, 2007

blogellectual

n. Blogger intellectuals or intellectual bloggers.

adj. Some thesis that sounds intellectual, but emanated from blogs and do not have any research background to support that.

That blogellectual argument doesn't hold any water.

by Syeed A February 18, 2010

Blogerty

An awkward seminal situation. Perfect for describing that awkward moment when you spunk on your t-shirt.

Man A: ''I had a wank at that wedding in the toilets and managed to spunk on my shirt, I couldn't believe it!''

Man B: ''Ooo Mate was it Blogerty?!''
Man A: ''It certainly was!''

by Malecomejones January 23, 2012

bloeme

Bloeme is the hottest thickest person I've ever met. She's totally a chill mothafucker and should always end up with someone named ZACH

Wow bloemes and zach are an otp

by Cocolover April 18, 2018

Blored

A cross between bored and lazy. Used mainly over the weekends.

Jessica- Hey.
Adrianna- What's up?
Jessica- Nothing much, just being blored.
Adrianna- Don't you have a garage to clean?
Jessica- Yeah, but I'm busy right now.
Adrianna- With what?
Jessica- Weren't you paying attention? I'm busy being blored!

by Mizz_Fit October 13, 2006

bjore

Slang in Midlands of Ireland referring to a girl!!

Oh, she's a dorty bjore!!

Meaning that she is as ugly as fuck!!!

by Gazamataz February 3, 2008