blomic

The synergy of a blog that is comic based or a comic that is blog based.

theoatmeal.com and hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com are both blomic.

by Online Personal Trainer April 11, 2011

blomin

used to describe someone as beautiful and attractive

she was blomin tonight

by rugrug December 29, 2018

Blomp

Blomp is that annoying substance you get after a hard day at either work/college/school etc...

It sits inside your ass crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.

Basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be arsed, you get BLOMP at the end of the day, when the remainder of the shit mixes with the natural sweat and begins BLOMP!

'Jesus christ, that was a hard day at work'
'Yea man, boss made us do a shit load of papers!'
'One sec, need the toilet'

*In Toilet*

'ARRR SHIT!!'
'What ISIT?!?!?'
'I GOT BLOMP MAN!!'

by James Bent January 16, 2008

Blomp

A blomp occurs when a woman's breasts (normally large) bounce against her body whilst walking/jumping.

"Her tits are massive! Everytime she gets up and walks it's just like blomp, blomp, blomp!"

by BJC96 March 4, 2014

Blomsey

A Blomsey is an unbelievably sexy individual with lavishly flowing curls that flatteringly frame her lovely face and especially draw distinct attention to her almond shaped blue green eyes.

Girls named Ashley, girls that play the flute, and girls that sing.

by MSheeps February 4, 2005

Blomkaalshoved

One who makes comments about things he think he knows about. While it is obvious to people with factual knowledge,that he is in an early state of his journey of discovery.

Blomkaalshoved: USA is liberating the world.

by Niels December 13, 2003

blombie

to get a blow job whilst doing a jobby

haw u c'mear and suck me off while im doing a shit! bitch!
Fancy giein me a blombie?
Blombie ya bass

by annette bonnet May 10, 2008