motor boating

When a dog or cat sits and drags its rear end with its front legs to either scrape off feces or relieve their impacted anal glands. see also boot scoot

We all laughed at Fluffy's motor boating but Steve was not so happy when it left streaks on his carpet.

by MrPue May 6, 2005

Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.

"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"

by Mr. Poundtown July 8, 2009

paddle boating

The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.

Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."

by JohnDeer June 17, 2007

Paddle Boating

When someone masturbates.

I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.

by Andrea E September 18, 2007

Bloasting

The activity of writing a blog post.

I am bloasting tonight.

I am going to publish a bloast tonight.

by MacFrost October 18, 2017

head boating

When a guy take's the back of his head and puts it in between a pair of nice boobs and shakes it back and forth!

Mike leaned back and found him head boating in between Danielle's boobs for no apparent reason accept for the fact that jam house 3 accepted this behavior!

by M/G May 31, 2014

Dragon Boating

Placing your testicals on a persons face who is lying down and placing your hands on their needs behind you, then proceeding to deficate whilst dragging your testicals down their face and body with a rowing motion

I was with a girl/guy last night and they let me go dragon boating on them

by Dj Poor Ox January 23, 2021